This is what the most expensive sandwich in the world looks like. Like a standard smelly deli club sandwich. But just like a fat girl or a piñata, it's what's on the inside that counts. Inside this $200 sandwich is the planet's finest chicken, ham, hard-boiled quails' eggs and, wait for it, white muh-fuckin' truffles. Suck it, barbecue chicken panini! This sandwich makes Lobster Thermidor look like Oysters Rockefeller. Hard boiled quails' eggs? I'm not even sure what a quail is. Suffice it to say, I would still love to eat their unfertilized embryos. White truffles? Just the oil from those suckers is enough to make a grown man cry. The limeys at Cliveden in Berkshire, the geniuses responsible for this delightfully gluttonous waste of money, threw in the whole thing. Entire truffles. Recession be damned! I think it's time for me to empty my pygmy bank account, hop across the pond, slap Mr. Bean in the face, snog the chef, and hastily devour 1,182 calories of jaw-dropping, cock-lifting, club sandwich. Jolly good.