They wrapped the what in who? Yeah, that's right. They wrapped the banana in strips of bacon. Thereby creating the first ever... wait for it... Ba-nana. That's like wrapping your high school guidance counselor in Lindsay Lohan. I mean, you know the inside's good for you and you should probably take its advice alone. But it's just more palatable wrapped in something delicious, but ultimately detrimental. So you end up telling people you ate a banana, but really you just got your first STD. Still though, I totally get it. Just look at it. It's sweet and gooey in the middle, but salty, warm and bacon on the outside. You know, lest you need to fellate it. So, at the end of the day, you just have to say, "Sorry banana, I'm going to wrap you in the coke slut of pork products, throw in my Herbie Fully Loaded DVD, and make like a circus seal.